A squirting dildo is a dildo with a hollow tube running down the middle of the shaft. Load up a receptacle at the end of the tube with the fake cum of your choice and you can make the dildo squirt on command.
Squirting dildos are fun and messy. And also kind of expensive. Andquitedifficult to clean.
So, here’s a guide that covers which squirting dildo to buy, how to clean and maintain your toy, and some of the fun things you can do with it once you’ve got it.
⇒ Why do people enjoy squirting dildos?
There are many reasons why people enjoy toys that squirt. Here are a few of them.
Added realism
If you’re looking to use a dildo as a standin for a penis,it being able to ejaculate adds a lot in terms of realism. The squirting function can also be used to simulate precome, again adding to a sense of realism.
For some types of play, having a dildo that can ejaculate adds significantly to the dynamic. With an ordinary dildo your lover can fuck you. With a squirting dildo they can fuck you and come in you as well. Hurrah.
Wet and messy
Squirting dildos are excellent, messy fun. If you like getting slippery, making a mess, throwing lube around, and generally revelling in body fluids and their analogues, you’ll probably enjoy playing with a squirting toy.
The feeling of ejaculation, on demand
Many people enjoy the feeling of having someone ejaculate inside them… but there are lots of reasons why they might not get to experience it very often.
Perhaps their partner doesn’t have a dick or doesn’t ejaculate. Perhaps they’re worried about pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases. Or perhaps they like it so much that they want more or larger loads than the average human body can manage.
With a squirting dildo you have a toy that simulates the feel of internal ejaculation… but on demand. You can make your toy squirt as often as you want, as copiously as you want, and with less risk of anyone getting pregnant.
⇒ Using your squirting dildo
What to fill a squirting dildo with
The simplest thing to load your squirting dildo with is watered down lube – edible lube (Lovehoney UKandLovehoney UScarry a range of flavours) if you intend to swallow a load from the toy, or just regular waterbased lube (I suggestBondara Spunk Lubricant) if it’s going elsewhere.
If you’re shooting for realism,this piece is all about making imitation cum, and includes several recipes for fake semen of varying authenticity.
Whatever you use, you’ll need enough of it to fill the tube and the syringe – mix up about twice the load you want to take. The end result should have some body to it, but not be so thick that it’ll refuse to flow.
You can fill a squirting dildo with water to test it out, but this isn’t great for play; water alone is too thin and will leak out before you want it to.
Fun things to do with a squirting dildo
There are lots of fun things you can do with your ejaculating dildo. Here are a few of them.
Strapon play/suction cup fun
The dildos listed above can all be used with harnesses, meaning that they work as strapons. All you’ll need is a harness with a suitablysized Oring (SheVibehas awhole section dedicated to strapon harnesses).
Dildos that come with suction cups can be suckered onto flat surfaces (very smooth surfaces like tile work best) for handsfree fun.
Precome
Once you’ve loaded up your syringe with the liquid of your choice, you don’t have to shoot your shot all in one go. You might want to release a small amount of liquid to simulate a surge of precum, or use your squirting dildo to deliver several loads over the course of a session.
Bukkake
Spray your load onto your partner’s face, onto their tits, onto their skin in general. Using a squirting dildo loaded with an excessive amount of fake cum allows you to explore bukkake fantasies without the hassle of recruiting a bunch of willing sperm donors. Fun.
Wet deck fun times
Some people enjoy the sensation of fucking someone who has already been semenized by a third party. If no third party is available, an ejaculating dildo makes a good stand in.
Even if that’s not your jam, by the way, squirting some lube into your partner before you fuck is a fun activity. An abundance of lube can enhance sensation, and increase feelings of fullness and deep penetration.
Achieving realism
A squirting dildo can mimic a biological cock, but may not achieve perfect realism. That said, there are a few things you can do to make things a little more realistic.
Warm things up
Leave your toy in a bath of hot water for ten to twenty minutes before play. You can also leave your loaded syringe in a hot water bath (it should be waterproof). This results in warm cum being squirted from a warm toy. Nice.
Whatever you read online, don’t try and warm stuff up in a microwave or oven.
Shoot for realistic flavour
Different types of fake cum have different flavour profiles. If you want a more truetolife taste,take a look at some of the recipes hereand adjust using salt and grapefruit extract until you’ve got something that tastes about right.
You can, of course, also use actual cum. Paul Photenhauer (ofNatural Harvestfame) suggests harvesting large quantities of spunk by ejaculating into an ice cube tray several times over the course of a week, freezing in between times. Thaw the end result to get a sizeable load ofmoreorlessfresh cum.
⇒ Cleaning your squirting dildo
There’s one major issue with squirting dildos: they’re difficult to clean. The bore of most toys is so narrow that liquid gets stuck in there, quickly making your brand new toy somewhat manky and disgusting.
Even if you flush your toy with water, it’s difficult to fully dry it. Water can remain in the tube, eventually generating some nice black mould. Rancid.
Naturally, you’ll want the internals of your squirting dildo to be clean and tidy – especially if you’re using it to deliver cumshots into your or your partner’s body.
So, what to do?
Here are a couple of options:
Pipe cleaners and disposable tubing
Get somebasic pipe cleaners. Get somesilicone tubingthat’s just a little narrower than the bore of your dildo. Get somedisposable syringesthat fit your tubing.
Each time you use your dildo, you’re going to clean and dry the bore of the toy, and throw out the used silicone tube and syringe. You’ll replace it with fresh new kit each time you play.
Here’s the process:
1.Pull out your lubey tube and bin it. Wash the toy with soap and water.
2.Direct some water into the bore of the toy to flush it out. High pressure hot water is best – you may be able to use your shower for this.
3.Use a pipe cleaner to give the inside of the bore a gentle scrub.
4.Rinse again. Use several pipe cleaners to dry the bore. Keep going until you can insert a pipe cleaner and it comes out dry.
Leave the toy to dry for a day or so before stashing it away.
When you want to use your toy again cut yourself a piece of fresh silicone tubing of appropriate length and slide it into the bore. This should be pretty easy. If you can’t slide it easily in, get a smaller diameter of tubing, or lubricate its passage with a little water.
Carry out some light surgery
You could also carry out some light surgery on your squirting toy. Here’s the method for the Doc Johnson:
1.Remove the silicone tube that comes with the toy. Bin it. Buy some replacement silicone tubing and compatible syringes on Amazon
2.Use a box cutter to make one long, neat slice down the top of the toy from the tip to the base, giving you access to the bore of the toy.
3.Each time you want to use the toy, lay in a length of new silicone tubing, and use a fresh syringe.
4.Once you’re finished, dispose of the silicone tubing and syringe, and clean the inside of your toy with a sponge or toothbrush.
5.Dry the tube by peeling open the toy and packing in a microfiber towel or similar.
And that’s it. You’ve got a toy that squirts that you can also safely clean and reuse. Yes, it’s got a slightly ugly and undesirable incision along the top, but assuming your toy is pure silicone this shouldn’t be too much of an issue. You may notice it, but it shouldn’t ruin your experience of the toy.
Life hack: use silica gel for a nice dry toy
I like to stick a few sachets ofsilica gelin with my squirting dildos whenever I stash them away. Silica absorbs water from the atmosphere (it’s the stuff you find in beef jerky packs) and it can help suck up any little bits of lingering moisture that you didn’t get with your pipe cleaners or towel packing.
